thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I pour the whiskey from now on
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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