My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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