Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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