Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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