Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Panties = found
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
