have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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