Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
bring money and cleavage
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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