He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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