He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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