I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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