she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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