That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
