i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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