I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
smell my finger.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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