conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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