id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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