I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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