so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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