Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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