You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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