I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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