I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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