Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Randomize
