awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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