Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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