i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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