I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
