have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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