So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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