I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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