But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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