Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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