yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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