His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
so much tequila, so little girl.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
