I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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