New invention idea: vibrating tampons
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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