new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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