I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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