did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
