Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You surviving the open bar?
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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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