i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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