on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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