He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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