Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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