Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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