he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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