I skipped work to stalk him.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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