he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
