would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
