You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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