I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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