Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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